Monday, June 8, 2015

The Wonderful Tom Swifty

Not long ago, I shared my thoughts about these Tom Swifties on my own blog. As they are addictive and very enjoyable, I thought I'd introduce them to the wider readers of this blog too. I hope you're game to have a try of making up some of your own.

Tom Swift was the hero of a series of dime novels published early in the twentieth century. He was a young scientist who had adventures with the technology he created. Ostensibly written by an author named Victor Appleton, they came from the E.L. Stratemeyer writing syndicate. Different authors, including Edward Stratemeyer himself, sat at their desks creating Tom Swift stories. Down the track, a variety of authors were employed to keep churning them out. They were better businessmen than authors, because the books were poked fun at by readers for the variety of speech tags they put in their hero's mouth. Tom Swift rarely just 'said' anything. He declared, stammered, barked, exclaimed, sobbed, ejaculated, grinned, mumbled and sang, just for a start.

No doubt the authors thought all these words gave their stories more colour and variety. Even I can remember my Primary School class being told by teachers to think of something more descriptive than 'said'. Nobody back then seemed to realise what a neat little word 'said' is. It's not a sign of laziness and lack of creativity. It's a gem, which enables readers' attention to flow and not be jarred from the story with every line of dialogue. Nowadays, every decent editor recommends that writers simply use 'said.' The fact that Tom Swift authors were teased about not doing so proves the point.

Tom Swift and His Giant Robot  (Tom Swift Jr, #4)


Anyway, the critics of Tom Swift started making parodies of the way the characters spoke, turning sentences into double meaning puns.

'There are one hundred lollies in the jar,' Tom recounted.
'I've decided to come back to the group,' Tom rejoined.
'We've struck oil,' Tom gushed.

 The art of the Tom Swifty came to include adverbs, which were also way over-used in the stories. Many editors now advise us to use them sparingly. They slow down a story as our eyes skim over the page, and may even be an insult to readers' intelligence. We don't need to be spoon fed the way in which a character delivers dialogue. The mood should be evident from what was said, without having to tell us that it was spoken snidely, sincerely, tearfully, mournfully or any other way.

Tom Swifties are a great fun way of sharpening our wit, and perhaps if we come up with enough of them, it might help us to weed out our own speech tags and adverbs, seeing how silly they are when taken to the extreme. Some examples I've come across from others include the following.


'Who turned out the lights?' Tom asked darkly.
Tom Swift and His Rocket Ship  (Tom Swift Jr, #3)'Will you lend me your pencil sharpener?' Tom asked bluntly.
'I'm no good at darts,' Tom said aimlessly.
'Lay your guns down,' Tom said disarmingly. 
'I hate sitting exams,' Tom said testily.
'Careful with the chainsaw,' Tom said offhandedly.
'I don't know what groceries to buy,' Tom said listlessly.

I came up with some of my own.

'Pass me the sandpaper,' Tom said roughly.
'I want hot fudge on my sundae,' Tom said saucily.
'You don't have to dress up,' Tom said casually.
'I enjoy parachuting,' Tom said airily.
'He stole my chair,' Tom said upstandingly.
'You forgot to water my plants,' Tom said witheringly.
'I'd better get back to the shearing shed,' Tom said sheepishly.
'I'm always last to know,' Tom said belatedly.
'These suspenders will hold up your pants,' Tom said bracingly.
'There's a snowman in the garden,' Tom said frostily.
'I need a ruler to draw this graph,' Tom said rigidly.
'I want to pat that poodle,' Tom said doggedly.
'It's underwater,' Tom said sinkingly.
'There are bugs flying around everywhere,' Tom said waspishly.
'I'm the king,' Tom said majestically. 
'Someone else has stripped all the apples from this tree,' Tom said fruitlessly. 

And one for Harry Potter fans.

'I want to play Quidditch,' Tom said snitchily.

Now it's your turn, assuming I've convinced you that this is not a pointless activity ('I've lost the tip of my pen,' Tom said pointlessly). This gets easier. Are you game to see how many you can come up with?



Paula Vince is a South Australian author of contemporary, inspirational fiction. She lives in the beautiful Adelaide Hills, with its four distinct seasons, and loves to use her environment as settings for her stories. Her novel, 'Picking up the Pieces' won the religious fiction section of the International Book Awards in 2011, and 'Best Forgotten' was winner of the CALEB prize the same year. She is also one of the four authors of 'The Greenfield Legacy', Australia's first and only collaborated Christian novel. Her most recent novel, 'Imogen's Chance' was published April 2014. For more of Paula's reflections, please visit her blog, It Just Occurred to Me. You may also like to visit her book review blog, The Vince Review where she also interviews other authors.


24 comments:

  1. "Look out, a crocodile," Tom snapped.

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  2. Hi Paula
    I remember chuckling at your original post and am just as amused today. Great explanation as to why 'said' is such a gem and adverbs should be used sparingly. I love your Tom Swifties - not sure if I can match them but will give it a burl.

    'I'm bored. There is nothing to do,' Tom whined tediously. (Inspiration from my son, lol)
    'A gentleman and popes are always on time,' Tom pontificated promptly.
    'Was that an earthquake,' Tom quaked shakily.
    'Tom Swifties are addictive,' Tom said compulsively.
    'I really must stop now,' Tom ceased haltingly.

    Great post :)

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    1. Hi Jenny,
      Thanks for those gems. I agree that they really do grow on you, and that our families may give unintentional inspiration.

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  3. I still remember in grade 3, we had a poster on the wall of our classroom titled "Instead of Said"

    "They say a ghost lives in this house," Tom said hauntingly.

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    1. If only everyone paid attention to those posters :)

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  4. 'Me? Write a Tom Swiftie? I haven't a clue how to do that,' Tom flummoxed. :) Totally entertaining post, Paula. Wisdom at its best, served with a spoonful of sugar (she sagely and sweetly observed.)

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    1. You must be a natural, Cathie :) Thanks for those goodies.

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  5. Fun post Paula. I love the chainsaw one! In spite of his literary lapses, Stratemeyer was a good businessman. Nancy Drew and The Hardy Boys also came out of his stable :)

    I don't think I'm 'a natural' like Cathie, but here are a few from me:

    'Don't forget the pickles,' Tom said absentmindedly.
    'This three-act play is the pits,' Tom said dramatically.
    'The house needs a coat of paint,' Tom sad colourfully.
    'It appears he was electrocuted,' Tom said currently.
    'I'll just pour some drinks,' Tom said fluidly.
    'You can't argue with that,' Tom said irrefutably.
    'Your Lamborghini needs a new transmission,' Tom said mechanically.
    'That jigsaw has a missing piece,' Tom said puzzlingly.
    'Would you like some Honey Bears and Spearmint Leaves?' Tom said sweetly.

    Okay, this is addictive. Back to work.

    Thanks for the diversion :)

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    1. Ha ha - Lamborghini's and electrocution got spontaneous laughs from me, she giggled and buzzed extravagantly.

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    2. Lol, those are great, Nola. I wouldn't be surprised if they turn out to be good for the brain, in which case we're getting some exercise.

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  6. "Now don't pout" said Tom petulantly.
    "What a windy day" Tom said breezily.
    "Look a flower" said Tom as he bloomed brightly.
    Like a dip in the river?" said Tom gushingly.
    "I love this banana" said Tom with a fruity smile.
    "What a wind!" Tom said gustily.
    "Night falls quickly in winter" Tom said darkly.
    "Nice one" Tom said sweetly.

    Great blog Paula. Thanks for the laughter and the diversion and for making us think. Loved it! :)

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    1. I loved those ones, Anusha. Great effort.

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  7. Oh my goodness, you're all too bright for me! I can't think of any,' she said mindlessly.

    Enjoyed reading all your efforts though!

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    1. LOL Jo - I'll let you into a trade secret. Just google "list of adverbs" and inspiration is bound to strike when you look at them :)

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    2. Thanks Jo-Anne and Nola,
      I think we could put together a book, if we tried.

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  8. "LOL, thanks for the laugh," she giggled.

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    1. 'You're welcome, Susan,' she replied gratefully.

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  9. Hahaha, this made me laugh aloud. I was just thinking about those old Tom Swifty authors a few days ago. If you tried this today you would be laughed out of the writing world. I'll think I'll use this as a writing exercise. Thanks so much.

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    1. Hi Robyn,
      Certainly, go ahead. I've done it a few times, and it was well enjoyed all round.

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  10. Coming in late after a good laugh.
    'I like watching cows chewing their cud',said Tom, ruminatingly.

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    1. Hi Rita,
      I'm glad you got a good laugh. They are quite funny, aren't they?

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  11. Just lovely I thought lovingly as I breezed through your post breezingly. hahaha, you sure made me laugh, very funny. Thank you for an awesome post.

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    1. You're quite welcome, Mimi. And thanks for your double decker Tom Swifty :)

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